Too old for this

I went out last night and it was pretty fun. But the entire time i'm thinking I did laundry today and my sheets are all fresh and clean and my bed is made and i could be at home all cozy between the covers watching a movie and curled up with my pets.......oh my pets i wonder how they are doing home alone this evening....what time is it i feel like we've been out for hours oh it's only 11pm?....really? ...i thought it was at least 2am....wow these bars are too crowded tonight.....ughh i hate people especially crowds of 21 yr old army guys....and even worse than 21 yr old silly army guys are the vapid 24 yr old wanna be army wives all bleached out and trashed dancing out of sync to the band....wow this music is just a little too loud...i love this band but it would be so much more enjoyable if they'd just turn the music down a little......omg are they even carding because those kids don't look old enough to be in a bar; oh my goodness i think i used to babysit that girl....man what time is it??....i need to get home because I have things to do tommorrow....and it dawns on me that i am really getting too old for this.........so i went home!